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$20 Chocolates and $200
Roses……Really?
Ladies, this may be the one and only time
an article starts off with an apology directly to you. So here
goes, to all you ladies reading this I apologize for what I am
about to say in advance.
Guys (skip this step if she is sitting next
to you) let’s all say this in unison…Valentine’s Day is
Emotional robbery!
Let’s face it Valentine’s Day is a
total trap with no way out.
Roses don’t bloom in February, (which is why they are
so freaking expensive) and chocolates…didn’t we just get
done with three months of sweets?
And I would be willing to wager that the vast
majority of our girlfriends and wives who made New Year’s
resolutions did so with the words “I need to lose some
weight”. So you
are trapped! Buy the expensive flowers that will last two days
before they die - buy the chocolates and take your chances with
that conversation, don’t buy either and deal with THAT
conversation or come to Water2Wine for a gift that will please
you both (possibly another apology needed here but oh well).
I am no Casanova (that was hard to say with
a straight face) but I do know that a thoughtful gift; a solid
effort at a homemade gourmet meal and a great bottle of wine
will get her attention. Confident
enough to know you can’t boil water safely? Then make
reservations with one of the great restaurants in town. Either
way make sure that bottle of wine has a custom label or picture
on it of something special to her like your trip to the beach,
the day in the snow, your
wedding day, chick stuff!
I have over 90 wines to pair with whatever
you could come up with for a romantic evening AND I can put a
custom label on any of them.
Imagine the look on her face when she sees a great bottle
of wine with a picture of her and her favorite stuffed toy as a
little girl, “O my god, you remembered! You’re so
thoughtful.” (Not really. You
probably had to call her mother since you zoned out on that part
of the photo album but that isn’t the point right now).
Better yet the 12th and the 13th
of February is the Wine and Chocolates weekend for the Twin
River Vintners Association and it’s FREE!
That’s right FREE, though you will most likely end up
buying some wine and you will definitely end up at Water 2Wine,
where again I will shamelessly promote the fact that you can put
a custom label on a special bottle for her (are you getting the
point yet?).
So what have we learned today? I am in
trouble with 70% of the female population for my blasphemous
assault on Valentine’s Day. That there are better alternatives
to the chocolate/rose money pit and that without a doubt you can
make a very romantic impression with just a few days of
planning. Oh, and
just in case you were thinking that a bottle of Arbor Mist or
Two Buck Chuck and take out Chinese will cut it…. Good luck
and be prepared for THAT conversation.
Sean
Dunn
Owner
Water2Wine
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